Hello. I am Sue's raging lack of regard.
Sunday, January 3, 2010 at 12:00AM Q: Who are you?
A: If you can't be bothered to put a tiny bit of effort into finding that out, why should I tell you?
(Note to e-stalkers: this hypersapiens is not the same entity as the ones going by Hyper Sapiens, hypersapien, etc on Reddit, QL, Buzzfeed, Steam and elsewhere.)
Q: Will you shoot my--
A: NO WEDDINGS. NO BABIES. No fashion. No models. Only real people. My focus is on artists, performers, costumers, crazy events, and about a million other things than nuptuals and nudes. (That having been said, if your wedding involves nude models juggling flaming torches while an officiant in drag rides a unicycle around the room... let's talk.)
Q: How come you don't allow comments?
A: Because I don't give a damn what the vast majority of the kind of people who like to leave comments think. Also, spam spam spam spam spam, baked beans, rolex, designer brands on toast, spam.
Q: Was that a Monty Python reference?
A: YES. Seriously though? I'm working off a website template because I'm too busy working on 2,000 other things at once to bother learning enough html to reformat this site as intended.... ie, not in the traditional blog format. Please use the contact link if you'd genuinely like to get in touch with me.
Q: Are you now in fact having a conversation with yourself?
A: ...